Um, Is It Just Us Or Does This Asos Dress Totally Look Like It Has A Penis On It?

With wedding season in full flow, lots of us are browsing online retailers for the latest in dress fashion. However, this particular number from Asos caught our attention for the worst reason.

Sure, the shape is nice. It’s form fitting with just the right amount of cleavage. Plus it’s predominantly black, so ’tis nice and slimming.

But, um, is that a little flower penis on the model’s crotch?

Have a look for yourself, a little closer up…

We’re not sure this dress would be appropriate for a family affair. But it’s certainly not the first of its kind.

Remember when FKA Twigs wore a colourful Christopher Kane gown to the Met Gala in 2015? She looked V glam on the red carpet next to her date, Robert Pattinson. That is, until, we noticed the little phallus above her thigh.

If genitalia is a new trend, we’re not quite sure we’d pull it off…(sniggers)