Mila Kunis Just Got Very Candid Indeed About, Er, The Size Of Ashton Kutcher’s Penis

"Short and stubby... or long and thin."

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She’s done her best to keep photos of her first daughter out of the press, and she was all kind of mysterious about her 2015 wedding. But when it comes to details of her sex life, Mila Kunis isn’t so concerned about keeping quiet.

The actress appeared on The Late Late Show with James Corden last night, and got in on the fun of James’s on-air truth or dare game.

Her challenge? Answer a tricky question of James’s choosing, or drink a glass of clam juice. Yum. Mila picked the question option, but got a little flustered when James asked her about the size of her husband Ashton Kutcher’s, er, manhood, and whether it was more “carrot stick or beer can.”

“I have to have one or the other?” she asked, before telling James that Ashton was more carrot stick than can. Wait… really?!

Before you go writing poor Ashton off as a badly-endowed guy though, we should clarify that Mila was simply a little confused about the question.

“But beer cans are short… I’m thinking it’s short and stubby or long and thin,” she said, in explanation of her answer, before James told her that he was referring to a big can “like a can of Monster.”

Once she had that part clear, Mila was quick to change her answer, telling James that her husband of one year was most definitely more beer can than carrot stick. Thank GOD for that.

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