We can imagine the absolute lambasting Sasha's gonna give the poor POTUS for letting the cat out of the bag.
Despite spending the last seven years under near-constant Secret Service supervision, Sasha and Malia Obama seem to have grown up like pretty normal teens.
They have boyfriends (or Homecoming dance dates, anyway):
They’re total Ryan Gosling fangirls:
And they even get embarrassed by their dad’s cringey jokes:
See? Normal teens.
Unlike most normal teens though, the sisters have literally zero presence on social media. Not an Instagram acccount, not a Snapchat profile, not a Twitter feed. Nada.
Or wait… do they? Yes, apparently! At least according to Sasha’s dad, they do. During a discussion earlier this week about Twitter usage in Presidential campaigns, the POTUS casually let it slip that his youngest daughter Sasha had a Twitter account.
“Everybody can tweet, but nobody actually knows what it takes to do the job until you’ve sat behind the desk,” he said of Republican candidiate Donald Trump’s prolific social media use.
“I mean, Sasha tweets, but she doesn’t think that she thereby should be sitting behind the desk.”
Cue worldwide scramble to Twitter to locate Sasha’s private account:
People searching for Sasha Obama’s Twitter like… pic.twitter.com/0gY0clkqkw
— Ben Russell (@BenRussellNBC5) July 6, 2016
the new indiana jones movie should be about harrison ford trying to find sasha obama’s twitter handle
— Jack Dudley (@duddersj) July 5, 2016
Sasha Obama’s twitter is probably a 1D username and a Beyonce display name, with an Ariana avatar. You’ll never find her.
— F.I.L.F. $ (@AndyRockCandy) July 5, 2016
There’s been no sign yet – and the White House has reportedly declined to comment – but fingers crossed someone finds it soon, because we would LOVE a behind-the-scenes look at life as a Presidential teen.
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