Insta Creep: Sarah Jessica Parker Clapped Back At A Tabloid For ‘Fabricating’ Stories About Her Marriage…

What all the celebs are up to on social, from A to Z listers.

In our gossip column, we indulge our nosiest desires and delve deep into what the celebs (and ‘celebs’) are doing on social media. Who’s tweeting and deleting? Who’s shady faving? Let’s find out.

Sarah Jessica Parker has hit back at rumours that she was caught on camera having a public fight with husband Matthew Broderick. 

Matthew is currently in London starring in the West End play The Starry Messenger, with SJP flying over earlier this month with their children to spend time with him.

The actress shared a screengrab of an email from the tabloid The National Enquirer, requesting comment on a story they were going to run about a ‘screaming match’ she and Matthew had over dinner. The email alleged that Sarah had “confronted” her husband about the amount of time he was spending in the UK.

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Just like clockwork. Over a decade of the same untrue, disgraceful nonsense.  As usual, days ahead of our anniversary on May 19th, The National Enquirer is making its annual best effort to fabricate and undermine, this time a blissful 4 days with my husband in London. There was no "screaming match" as alleged in a restaurant or on the street, nor was there a confrontation as alleged about his time in London. My children and I are enormously proud of the work he is doing.  After much thought I have decided to share a typical letter of "inquiry" from these people. As if the truth, a response or any comments from me or my publicist had any bearing on what they threaten to "report" .  Hey National Enquirer and your sister publications, why not celebrate a marriage of 22 years and relationship of 27 years? Because, despite your endless harassment and wasted ink, we are nearing 3 decades of love, commitment, respect, family and home.  There's your "scoop" From a "reliable source". #tabloidharassment

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“As usual, days ahead of our anniversary on May 19th, The National Enquirer is making its annual best effort to fabricate and undermine, this time a blissful four days with my husband in London,” she captioned the post.

Hey National Enquirer and your sister publications, why not celebrate a marriage of 22 years and a relationship of 27 years? Because, despite your endless harassment and wasted ink, we are nearing three decades of love, commitment, respect, family and home.

“There’s your ‘scoop’ from a ‘reliable source’,” she concluded, quite perfectly. Ate them, SJP.

Sorry, but the Jonas Brothers’ Paper magazine shoot is the best thing you’ll see today. 

The JoBros are enjoying quite the comeback at the moment with their new single and many high-profile weddings, endearing themselves to the masses all over again.

They’re now on the cover of Paper, styled to look like those terrible 80s family portraits:

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F is for Ferret. #PAPERPictureDay

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These have kilt us SHTONE DEAD. Bonus one of Joe trying to look menacing with a flute strapped to his back:

We didn’t think we could love the Jonas Brothers more than we loved them during the Camp Rock era, but… here we are.

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This is one of my faves @domlever @eleanormarieweddings

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We’ve got a Love Island baby on the way! 2017 contestants Jess Shears and Dom Lever are expecting their first child. Aww.

The couple didn’t win their season, but they’re one of the lasting love stories from the show, marrying in Greece in May of last year.

And yesterday, they posted an adorable pregnancy announcement:

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The best is yet to come 🤰🏽👼🏽

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Shout out to Dom doing his best to give himself a ‘baby bump’ there.

This isn’t the first Love Island baby – 2016 winners Cara de la Hoyde and Nathan Massey have a son, while Cally Jane Beech and Luis Morrison from the first season in 2015 have a baby girl. We love hearing about these relationships working out. Congrats to Jess and Dom!

And finally, TMZ asked Gemma Collins if she’d be up for selling her breast milk. Truly, it’s the first time she’s ever been lost for words.

Gemma is in Los Angeles at the moment with Jonathan Cheban (you know, Kim Kardashian’s best mate) – the pair are driving around in a fancy car viewing fancy homes in the Hollywood Hills, as you do.

On her Stories, she filmed a cameraman from TMZ sticking his head in the door and asking her: “Would you be on board selling breast milk?”

Gemma could only say “What?!” before Jonathan joked: “She’s going to have a lot of breast milk.”

Maybe this is some sort of paparazzi tactic to get you looking stupid on camera, but if he’s genuinely interested… well. The world is an interesting place.

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