Noah Cyrus Is Literally Selling Her Tears Online For $12,000

Noah Cyrus just had a very public breakup with rapper Lil Xan, but it looks like she’s using it to make some cash dollar.

The singer recently showed off some of her new merchandise for sale at PizzaSlime.com. There are Billy Ray Cyrus T-Shirts and “Noah Cyrus Sucks” sweaters (inventive) but more importantly, Noah will be selling the product of her own misery.

For the great price of just $12,000, you can now purchase a teeny tiny bottle of Noah’s tears.

For 12 grand you’ll acquire approximate 12 tears “made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness.” A grand per tear, bargain.

The site warns consumers that it’s a limited collaboration that’s only available for 48 hours.

“Human digestion of these tears is not suggested causes tears are generally pretty salty and that would just be super f*king weird if you drank someone else’s tears,” the site stated. Cool cool.

Noah didn’t specify what sparked the expensive tears, but we can only assume it has something to do with her recent heart break, god love her.

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