7 Signs He’s Only In It For The Ride. Soz

Dating a new dude and not sure where his intentions lie? These seven signs mean his motives probably don't go beyond the bedroom.

Couple having sex on the floor

1. Invitation to nowhere

You never get invited to anything – his friend’s birthday party, his work happy hour, not even a lackluster dinner and a movie. Bottom line: Dates are always cozy nights in. Why? Because that is the easiest place to, you guessed it, have sex.

2. Sexy talk

You two speak one language: Sex. And that’s it. If you think hard about it, you may know everything about how he likes ‘it’ but you have no clue where his parents live, how many siblings he has, the food that makes him gag, if he has a middle name. There’s lots of moaning and groaning but no chatter about work, family, friends, goals, or triumphs.

3. Late night texts

This is a sure sign he’s only interested in getting some booty. Yup, it’s a scientific fact that all booty calls happen after 1am.  Soz ladies. All those cars you see driving around after 12:59? People out in the streets past 1? They’re all on their way to a booty call. #fact

4. You’ve never met the lads

The less info you have about him, the easier it is for your sex fiend to ghost you. If you don’t know who he hangs out with, or where he lives, or what his last name is, he can disappear like a phantom into the night. It’s that simple.

5. He makes it really hard for you to sleep over

He never straight-up says you have to leave but he always has a ‘thing’ really early the next morning. A ‘thing with friends’ or ‘a work thing’ or ‘some family thing’. Sounds off if you ask us.

6. Every conversation turns filthy

Every time you talk or text, it straight up turns into a convo about boning. He’s stopped even trying to be witty about it. “Oh, you’re at your mate’s right now? I sure would like to have sex with you … at your mate’s house ;-)”. Yep, there’s no reading between the line with this one.

7. He’s so last-minute

It seems obvious, but sometimes a guy can conceal the real intentions behind a booty call by making it sound innocent enough, citing how he’s working late or has dinner plans with friends – but that he really wants to see you. Then comes the cincher: a line like, “Can we meet for a quick drink, or maybe I could just stop by your gaff on my way home?” Sure, a little impatient enthusiasm is flattering, but if he’s truly into you, he’ll make plans in advance. Got it?

By Jennifer Conway.

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