Because 'Breakups are easy!' said no one EVER.
Breakups are brutal, and we all know how totally devo it feels to try and move on from an ex. Anyone who’s gone through a particularly painful split knows there’s a whole lot more to moving on than simply watching The Notebook on repeat and eating whole blocks of Cadbury’s Dairy Milk.
So, how long will it take you until you’re fully over your pain? Sadly, there is no exact science to it, but what if it was possible to get over your breakup in just 30 days? Well, luckily for those who are feeling the fresh pain of a split, there’s a new app that hopes to help you do just that. Meet the Rx Breakup app.
Sadly, the app doesn’t include a breathalyser that automatically shuts down your phone after a tipple too many, but what it does do, is promise to undo all the heartbreak, self-esteem issues and likely financial ruin caused by the inevitable demise of the relationship, in a measly 30 days.
Sounds too good to be true, right? Nope, this deadly app gives you a new task every day to help you work through your emotions, resist the temptation to get in contact with your ex, and recognise your destructive behaviours so you don’t repeat them in your next dating adventure. And that’s not all, the handy self-help techniques are spoken in the tone of a girlfriend. Yep, it’s almost as if you were talking through your post-split woes with a bestie.
Is it worth the download? We’re saying yes. After all, it beats crying into your vodka glass and stalking all your ex’s Facebook profile.
And if that doesn’t win you over, it’s totally free, so what’s the harm?