WTF? *This* Might Be The Bizarre Reason Why Taylor Swift Has Been Undercover For So Long

Taylor Swift’s been MIA for about a year now, and people were a tad disconcerted by her lack of a 4th July party this year as it’s something she’s made a tradition of in the past.

But it seems the reason behind the singer’s absence – now, brace yourselves – is because she’s been living in a suitcase. Not out of, but physically *in* a suitcase.

Radio station, Spin 103.8, spotted an interesting paparazzi photo in which Taylor’s security team are transporting some very large luggage from her Tribeca apartment into an awaiting vehicle.

https://twitter.com/spin1038/status/886958783670386688

The photographer captioned it, “Taylor Swift being transported in a huge suitcase from her Tribeca apartment into her truck, in the trunk. Almost a dozen of [her] security guards were present to move this package carefully – as Taylor remains to be unseen for a long time.”

Don’t be shy, Taylor. Your fans miss you. Out you come.