He sent her a text message to give her a heads up.
4th August 2016. We remember the day like it was yesterday.
That’s because on that date pics of Orlando Bloom paddle boarding naked on a raft in Italy emerged and he unleashed his peen upon the world.
But while Orlando has kept schtum on the whole naked issue, his ex Miranda Kerr has been more than a little bit open in telling the world just how embarrassing the whole thing was.
In fact, she’s revealed that Orlando even sent her a text to let her know things were about to get hella cringey.
“Oh my god, he texted me and he was like, ‘Um, I’m really embarrassed. Some photos are coming out. Just thought I should let you know,'” Miranda told Australian radio show Kyle and Jackie O.
“And I was like, ‘Hmm… right, what were you thinking? Seriously, what were you thinking?'” she said.
Fortunately though, Miranda did find the whole sitch kinda funny, even joking that she’d be sending her ex hubby some swimwear from her new Bonds range.
“I am going to send Orlando a pair of both [boardshorts and budgie smugglers] because you know he might like either of those… or none,” she laughed.
You know what, Miranda? To avoid any future mishaps, we reckon that might be a good idea.