Insta Creep: Blue Ivy Is Absolutely Mortified By Her Parents Getting Sexy On Stage…

In our gossip column, we indulge our nosiest desires and delve deep into what the celebs (and ‘celebs’) are doing on social media. Who’s tweeting and deleting? Who’s shady faving? Let’s find out.

Here’s poor Blue Ivy having to deal with seeing her parents getting all hot and heavy with each other. We feel you, Blue.

Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s first born was taking in their On The Run II show in Houston, Texas when the screens flashed up a scene featuring her parents cavorting in bed:

https://twitter.com/MissTink__/status/1009133330711961602

“Is it over yet? Oh thank god.” Side note: She’s never looked more like her mother than she does in that video, right?

Just thought you’d like to see David Beckham note that Conor McGregor Jr looks just like his dad. 

He’s not wrong, is he? Conor Sr could never disown him.

“Great work today my son.” Taking this to mean that Jr is already managing his papa’s career.

The Petriana/Arete ship sails on, now with more couple tattoos. According to Ariana’s Instagram story, she, Pete Davidson, and a couple of their friends got matching ink:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkLdzFyAevv/?utm_source=ig_embed

‘H2GKMO’ stands for ‘honest to god knock me out’, something Ariana claims she says “300 times a day”:

https://twitter.com/ArianaGrande/status/1004788546694103041

Meanwhile, they’ve also moved in together and have been shopping for rugs. This has been your daily Ariana and Pete update.

And now it’s time for… #WilloughbyWatch

Welcome to Insta Creep’s regular segment #WilloughbyWatch, in which we explore the public’s obsession with what Holly Willoughby wears on This Morning.

Today’s dress is on sale for about half price and not sold out yet. And if you wore it, you’d have the approval of just about all of Holly’s Instagram commenters, which is very rare.

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