Insta Creep: Here Are All The Cryptic Instagrams Posted Since Zayn And Gigi Split…

In this column, we indulge our nosiest desires and delve deep into what the celebs (and ‘celebs’) are doing on social media. Who’s tweeting and deleting? Who’s shady faving? Let’s find out.

There has been a LOT of vague Instagramming (vague-stagramming?) going on from both camps in the Zayn and Gigi split. 

First, Bella Hadid posted a photo captioned ‘I’ll be right here’ which was taken as a reference to a lyric in Zayn’s song Dusk ‘Til Dawn: “Baby I’m right here/ I’ll hold you when things go wrong”. But he won’t, you see! Because they’ve broken up!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgRrKFnH8eI/?utm_source=ig_embed

Then Zayn’s sister Safaa Malik posted this now-deleted meme, saying “Horrible people get nowhere”:

Don’t get mad. Don’t get even. Do better. Much better. Become so engulfed in your own success and happiness & happiness that you forget it ever happened.

Now, she may be addressing unrelated ‘haterz’, but fans took it as a dig at the Hadids and are urging her to ‘spill the tea’. Meanwhile, mum Yolanda is over here sharing inspirational quotes:

Bet Gigi and Zayn are sitting off somewhere saying “STOP TALKING EVERYONE. JUST STOP.”

Cardi B isn’t doing anything to quell those pregnancy rumours by wearing this:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgWBSQNB32A/

Her Instagram comments are AFLAME with congratulations and questions about due dates – according to TMZ, who have been dogged in their pursuit of this particular truth, she is due in July, which is also when she’s supposed to play the Longitude festival in Dublin’s Marlay Park. In her own iconic words: “Bitch I’m just getting fat. Let me fat in peace.”

Chrissy Teigen and Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino of Jersey Shore fame have connected over a shared love of cookies.

How nice is that? A little update on The Situation: He’s due to be sentenced to prison for tax evasion in April. So it’s good he can find a little joy in cookies.

Kirstie Alley’s tribute to the late Stephen Hawking. No words.

https://twitter.com/kirstiealley/status/973864349470199808

“You had a good go at it… Thanks for your input.” Is she remembering a pioneering theoretical physicist, or trying to gently fire an intern? We may never know.

And now it’s time for… #TBT

The best celeb throwbacks of the week.

We have two this week – number one is our darling Armie Hammer sharing his mug shot from when he was arrested for weed possession in Texas:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgRJmC_hPRj/?utm_source=ig_embed

And number two is this amazing picture of music icons Debbie Harry, Chrissie Hynde, Siouxsie Sioux, Poly Styrene of X-Ray Spex, Viv Albertine of The Slits, and Pauline Black of The Selector. LEGENDS ONLY.

• Gigi Hadid
• insta creep
• Zayn Malik