Insta Creep: Miley Cyrus Is Not Pregnant, Wants Us All To Go Back To Staring At The World Record Egg…

What all the celebs are up to on social, from A to Z listers.

In our gossip column, we indulge our nosiest desires and delve deep into what the celebs (and ‘celebs’) are doing on social media. Who’s tweeting and deleting? Who’s shady faving? Let’s find out.

Miley Cyrus is not pregnant, thank you very much, so everyone can go back to looking at the World Record Egg.

Yesterday the Daily Mail published a story announcing that Miley and husband Liam Hemsworth were expecting their first child – the evidence? A paparazzi photo of the singer wearing a billowy shirt.

Miley shut down the reports in a tweet laden with egg puns, which we kind of love her for:

I’m not ‘egg-xpecting’ but it’s ‘egg-cellent’ to hear everyone is ‘so happy for us’… We’re happy for us too! ‘Egg-cited’ for this next chapter in our lives… Now, can everyone leave me alone and go back to staring at an egg.

Fair enough so, we will.

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McGregor’s take Tokyo

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Ewan McGregor’s daughter Clara caused a bit of a stir when she appeared to call her father an ‘asshole’ for leaving her mother.

You might remember that Ewan split from his wife of 22 years, Eva Mavrakis, last year after falling for his Fargo co-star Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Clara wasn’t impressed, obviously – she previously called Mary Elizabeth ‘a piece of trash’ in an Instagram comment, and now seems to be coming for her old dad.

Earlier this week Clara posted a photo of her mam looking fab on the beach, and when a commenter told her to “keep her away from your boyfriends”, she replied:

Nah I keep her away from asshole men who leave my goddess of a mother 🙂

To most this would read as a very thinly-veiled reference to her father – but Clara has since clarified her comments, saying her mother just deserves someone who ISN’T an asshole.

Some serious mental gymnastics happening here. But whatever she says.

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Outfit @dolcegabbana Bra: @_namilia_

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Cardi B has given her take on the US government shutdown, and well, just let her host the news TBH.

In a video on Instagram, Cardi sounded off on what is now the longest government shutdown in US history at 26 days and counting.

“Trump is now ordering – as in summonsing – federal workers to go back to work without getting paid,” she says.

Now, I don’t wanna hear y’all motherf*ckers talking about, “Oh, but Obama shut down the government for 17 days”. Yeah bitch, for healthcare! So your grandma could check her blood pressure and y’all bitches could go check y’all pussy at the gynaecologist without no motherf*cking problem.

“Our country is in a hell hole over a f*cking wall. I feel like we need to take some action. I don’t know what type of action, bitch, because this is not what I do,” she continued. “But bitch, I’m scared… I feel bad for the people who gotta go to work to not get motherf*cking paid.”

We would follow Cardi into battle, probably. #Cardi2020

And now it’s time for… #WilloughbyWatch

Charting the public’s obsession with what Holly Willoughby is wearing.

This morning on This Morning, Holly is sporting a check shirt and (faux) leather skirt that has really riled up the lads. “Holly back in leather. All is well,” writes one. Their country is in a heap of Brexit shite and no one knows what the hell is going on, so it’s good they can find comfort somewhere.

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