Kim Kardashian’s Been Live Tweeting Her Girls Break In Mexico And The Details Are Seriously Wild

We don’t know where exactly Kim and Kourtney are staying on their Mexican vacation, but we do know that we want to join them STAT.

The pair, along with a gaggle of gals pals, are currently on a girls break in Mexico for Kourtney’s 38th birthday, and to be honest, it kinda sounds like they’ve been taking cues from Kourt’s party-hardy ex Scott Disick.

What have they been up to? Vomiting, injuring themselves from twerking and blacking out.

Kim’s been live-tweeting the whole thing. Here’s the thread:

So I’m gonna give u guys a play by play of the trip so far…

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) April 25, 2017

. @kourtneykardash threw up in her bed 4 times and slept in it

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) April 25, 2017

. @sarahrhoward tweaked her neck twerking (I will snap chat videos soon)

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) April 25, 2017

. @jenatkinhair spiked my Oreo shake to try to get me to not eat it because she’s fat shaming me

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) April 25, 2017

. Nicole Reda had a 10 min black out & tried to fight @steph_shep

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) April 25, 2017

. @BrittGastineau skinny dipped solo and then disappeared for the two days

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) April 25, 2017

. @larsapippen tried to give me a “special” brownie and I threatened to sue her & the chef

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) April 25, 2017

. @jOYCEBONELLi put nipple clamps on @ForeverMalika

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) April 25, 2017

Oh and @kourtneykardash won’t stop doing naked cart wheels

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) April 25, 2017

Currently pic.twitter.com/wYKCX08N5k

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) April 25, 2017

Sounds like one helluva getaway.