Orlando Bloom Was Papped Paddle Boarding Fully Naked And Twitter Lost It

Orlando Bloom may be known for being a little bit media shy, but just like the rest of us, he too likes to, um, let loose while he’s on vaycay – and let loose he certainly did when he went fully nude… on a raft in Italy with his girlfriend Katy Perry.

Given Orlando’s A-list status, it didn’t take long for the paparazzi to pick up on his naked escapade and for the pics (censored, of course) to be posted all over the internet.

Not surprisingly, the internet had an absolute field day.

Some people spotted a suspicious shadow…

Orlando Bloom goes nekkid w/Katy Perry in Italy. News blocks out his peen.. but forgets its shadow LOL pic.twitter.com/JSjIP1NGQU

— Roy (@splashroy) August 3, 2016

Orlando Bloom’s shadow…oh my

— Fawn Liebowitz (@Fawn_Liebowitz) August 3, 2016

When you see why “Orlando Bloom” is trending and then you see the shadow pic.twitter.com/KQJFI4rjyM

— S A R A (@SwedishSara00) August 3, 2016

Others were just thirsty for uncensored pics…

When do we want the uncensored Orlando Bloom pics? pic.twitter.com/lqwwBOAlNt

— – (@aaronpreece) August 3, 2016

Looking for the uncensored pics of Orlando Bloom like… pic.twitter.com/YwIT0knMef

— ㅤ (@thatgaybromo) August 3, 2016

While most peeps were just impressed…

The boy is HUNG. pic.twitter.com/kc5IEEmuM2

— ㅤ (@thatgaybromo) August 3, 2016

Me @ these Orlando Bloom pics… pic.twitter.com/pdqhP6omch

— VaultBGC (@VaultBGC) August 3, 2016

Oh, Orlando. 

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