So Taylor Swift’s Leaked Bridesmaid Speech Is Surprisingly NSFW

In between releasing her new album and causing a Twitterstorm with her diss track Look What You Made Me Do, Taylor Swift had some normal girl duties to attend to over the weekend, playing the part of bridesmaid for her best friend Abigail Anderson.

Tay wore a burgundy floor length bridesmaid gown on the big day but it’s her slightly raunchy speech that’s got everyone talking.

Taking the mic at the couple’s big day, Tay decided to share a NSFW story about her bestie and her new husband.

“She’s running after him, there’s falling, there’s stumbling,” Swift says in the clip, before adding that she then heard the couple “make it the bathroom” where she overheard things she can “never unhear” and then “silence”.

A short clip of Taylor’s speech at Abigail and Matt’s wedding last night!

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Sadly, that’s where the story gets cut short so we don’t get to hear any more of the salacious details, but it looks like the couple took it all in jest.

As for Tay, she’s no stranger to taking the mic at loved ones’ nuptials. Last year, she toasted her friend Brittany Maack at her reception.

“He would chase her and pursue her through middle school and junior high and high school, and their paths would diverge, and then come back together,” Taylor said of the couple’s love story. “And it would be so magically unpredictable but at the same time, so incredibly fated, just like the best love stories are.”

Sounds like toast-making is just another skill Taylor can add to her already impressive resumé.