Something You Probably Suspected About Donald Trump’s Sex Life Has Just Been Confirmed

Y'know, just in case you were interested.

Okay, so maybe you don’t think about Donald Trump’s sex life much, but surely you’ve had the assumption that the 70-year-old couldn’t possibly be getting jiggy with it given that relations between him and his wife Melania seem a little, er, rigid at best.

If you have had that assumption, then * ding, ding, ding *, you’re right! Sources close to the US president have confirmed that Donald and Melania don’t even share the same bed, never mind do the dirty in it.

The 46-year-old spends most of her time in New York, where the couple’s son, Barron, is still attending school. However, when she does occasionally fly to Washington D.C., it’s not out of desire to rip Donald’s suit off.

Multiple sources close to the former fashion model revealed to Us Weekly, “She refuses to share a bed with Donald even on the rare occasions when they sleep in the same city. They have separate bedrooms, and never spend the night together – ever.”

If the President and the First Lady did fancy a night of promiscuity, the entire White House would know about it. It was recently revealed that there’s a secret code word that must be used whenever they want to have sex.

During Obama’s presidency, the code for sex was ‘The Bosnian Problem.’ It’s unknown whether the new president has kept this code word or changed it, though if his wife won’t sleep in the same bed as him, there’s probably no need for the code words at all.