Celeb goss 31st May 2016 by Paula Lyne

9 No-Bullsh*t Chrissy Teigen Tweets That Sum Up Her Hilarious Attitude Towards Parenting

"I'm a 5' 9" walking boob."

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It’s been a little over a month since Chrissy Teigen and John Legend welcomed their first child together, and we genuinely think baby Luna is getting cuter with each passing day.

But as well as a whole raft of gorgeous mother-and-baby snaps, Chrissy has also been sharing a fair few post-pregnancy updates, in an effort to prove that motherhood isn’t all bathtime and cuddles.

Here are just a small selection of the times that Chrissy was the epitome of ‘zero f*cks given’…

1. Her attempt to be the ultimate Multi-Tasking Mama 

 

2. When she got nostalgic about life pre-breastfeeding

 

3. When she had exactly zero time for people hating on her for having a night out ‘too soon’ after giving birth

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4. And this, in response to fan who asked ‘How’s baby Luna?’

 

5. Her very practical ‘gift’ to herself after giving birth

 

6. This, which proves even Chrissy Teigen can’t make perineal irrigation seem glamourous…

(FYI, the “perineal area” is located between the er, front and back of your crotch zone. So there’s that.)

 

7. Her no-holds-barred post-birth update

 

8. Oh, and she even reassured everyone asking after John too

 

9. Speaking of her baby daddy, she’s well aware of his status with the laydees…

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Never change, Chrissy. <3

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