9 No-Bullsh*t Chrissy Teigen Tweets That Sum Up Her Hilarious Attitude Towards Parenting

It’s been a little over a month since Chrissy Teigen and John Legend welcomed their first child together, and we genuinely think baby Luna is getting cuter with each passing day.

But as well as a whole raft of gorgeous mother-and-baby snaps, Chrissy has also been sharing a fair few post-pregnancy updates, in an effort to prove that motherhood isn’t all bathtime and cuddles.

Here are just a small selection of the times that Chrissy was the epitome of ‘zero f*cks given’…

1. Her attempt to be the ultimate Multi-Tasking Mama 

just spray tanned around my breast pump outline. the logistical challenges of a healthy beach glow while boobing are incredible

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 7, 2016

2. When she got nostalgic about life pre-breastfeeding

365 days ago, this. now i am watching an episode of Unwrapped about clementines with my boob out…life is crazy pic.twitter.com/eCGYr6pfBO

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 2, 2016

3. When she had exactly zero time for people hating on her for having a night out ‘too soon’ after giving birth

I went to dinner. People are pissed. Good morning! pic.twitter.com/oQ54mtet8c

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 24, 2016

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4. And this, in response to fan who asked ‘How’s baby Luna?’

i dunno i can’t find her https://t.co/fEj8rFHEMI

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 24, 2016

5. Her very practical ‘gift’ to herself after giving birth

buying myself a push present pic.twitter.com/LmONcG9GHD

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 20, 2016

6. This, which proves even Chrissy Teigen can’t make perineal irrigation seem glamourous…

have you EVER heard of a grosser name for a product, EVER???

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 20, 2016

(FYI, the “perineal area” is located between the er, front and back of your crotch zone. So there’s that.)

7. Her no-holds-barred post-birth update

no one told me i would be coming home in diapers too

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 20, 2016

8. Oh, and she even reassured everyone asking after John too

to everyone asking, john is healing perfectly

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2016

9. Speaking of her baby daddy, she’s well aware of his status with the laydees…

Never change, Chrissy. <3

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