Just trying to find humour in our suffering.
If there is one thing every woman has in common, it is the fear we all face when it is coming up to that dreaded time of the month.
For one week every month our hormones go through the roof, we hate every male that graces this planet, and we eat ALL of the food in sight.
While being a girl most definitely is not easy, it is important to see the funny side of things. SO, we have devised a list with some of the thoughts we all have while on our period, all in the name of LOLS.
That sharp pain in my womb was either a false alarm or the beginning of the end. Now, all I can do is sit back and bide my time while I await my fate.
Thaaaat’s probably because I’ve eaten it all, but this craving is the confirmation I have been waiting for. That cramp was indeed the start of my period.
This has been happening to me every month for how many years now, why am I STILL never prepared and carry around a spare tampon with me when I am out?
Chances are, it is completely normal and I am just being a massive drama queen, but still.
Look at them all, walking around, not bleeding and shit, they disgust me.
How do women actually give birth? I would so much rather deal with this for a few days than pop one out. No babies for me, nope, never.
He’s so kind to me, going to the shop to get me chocolate and jellies. I am so lucky.
Does he really have to eat that loud? He has no idea what pain I am enduring right now. He makes me sick.
It’s just a video of therapy dogs at Disneyland, it’s not that cute. Okay, it definitely is and I am now uncontrollably sobbing. Just LOOK at their little Mickey Mouse ears.
Aaaaand there’s blood. All over my nice satin knickers. Why me, God?
Only another day or two to go now, you got this girl.
Finally, it is all over. You can now resume as normal, until next month, when you have to do it all over again.