A Tiger King Dildo Now Exists To Haunt You For The Rest Of Your Life

A Tiger King Joe Exotic dildo. Just let that sink in.

Little did we know when the show hit Netflix last month, that we’d soon be reporting on a tiger print, Joe Exotic inspired rubber penis. But alas, here we are.

Based on the show that captivated audiences across the world for being equally crazy and engrossing, online retailer Uber Kinky has decided to coin in on the fame by creating a Tiger King dildo.

The gift I’m sure you don’t want but sadly, is here regardless – the eight inch dildo features a penis piercing and Joe Exotic’s signature padlock. Also featured on the pièce de résistance is vein and skin details.

Delightful.

Website Uber Kinky describe the sex toy as saying “F*ck you, Carole Baskin with the Sinnovator Tiger King Realistic Dildo!”

Charming, I’m guessing they’re team Joe after watching the pair’s ongoing saga play out on screen. I wonder their thoughts on Don?

Continuing, the company added that the sex toy is “cleverly contoured & perfectly pliable – bends with the body for customised gratification.”

The website then adds the below line, fit to turn any stomach.

“This big chunk of meat will fulfil animalistic instincts and satiate the hungriest of holes,” we did warn you. Vomit.

The dildo also has the option of coming in an array of colours from rainbow to striped, giving the customer endless options.

However, to get in on the action it doesn’t come cheap. The sex toy in question is an expensive one at €102. Yep, it’s a lot to digest. But if you’re inclined to shop, 10 percent of the profits go towards Tiger Watch so I mean, there’s that… right?

You can see the product in all its glory here.

• Carole Baskin
• Tiger King