Calvin Harris Has Penned A Breakup Song About Taylor And The Lyrics Are, Um, Interesting

Taylor’s usually the one known for penning super catchy post-breakup tracks, but it looks like Calvin will be pipping her to post after their split, as he’s reportedly already started work on a new song called Ole.

The new song is apparently written from Tay’s new boyfriend Tom’s point of view, and Calvin seems to be implying that Taylor and Tom got together long before he and Taylor split.

This lyric makes it pretty clear: “You’ve hidden my name in your phone so you can call me to tell me you’re going through hell. Left him alone and you booked in a hotel”

Yep, we smell what you’re stepping in there Calvin.

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But just in case that wasn’t clear enough, this line ought to make things crystal: “I see online that you begun to be a good girl and take trips with your boyfriend. Being attentive, continue to pretend… Low key you won’t tell none of your friends about me.”

To add insult to injury, The Sun reports that Taylor’s archnemesis Kanye could also be getting involved in. A source told them “Kanye is up for doing something with Calvin and Rihanna and now Calvin’s no longer with Taylor anything is possible.”

So will Calvin and Kanye team up on a Taylor diss? Will Taylor retaliate with a killer album?

Whatever happens, we reckon we’re in for some deadly new music.

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