Gemma Collins Has Revealed Her Lifelong Dream Of ‘Making Love’ To Brian McFadden

The Gemma Collins episode of Living With Lucy is finally, FINALLY airing tonight (swear to god, we’ve been waiting for this all our lives) and well, it appears that Lucy Kennedy certainly got to know her subject.

Showing the presenter around her Essex home, The GC told Lucy that her ‘one who got away’ was none other than… Brian McFadden. More information please?

“I loved Westlife and Brian McFadden was the one who got away. He should have been mine,” she said.

Brian McFadden has been in this apartment. I wanted to jump on him but he had a bucket of KFC. That was not the reason I wanted to jump on him. I thought, how am I going to get McFadden into the bedroom because I wanted to fulfil this lifelong dream of making love to Brian McFadden.

Wow. A bucket of KFC, a former boybander, and a deep and burning passion that lived on through the years – this is basically the plot of a romance novel.

Gemma still held on to her dream of bedding Brian, but after Googling him and discovering he has a girlfriend, accepted it just wasn’t meant to be. “Oh sh*t, he has a girlfriend. Forget it. He looks happy. It’s never going to happen,” she sighed.

Well, perhaps you’re better off Gemma, since he’s currently fighting with his Twitter followers over whether or not he should have been done for speeding. Not to mention your own relationship with fellow TOWIE star James ‘Arg’ Argent (which was off at the time of filming but has since gone back on).

Watch the full episode tonight on Virgin Media One at 9pm. If this little morsel is anything to go by, it’ll be iconic.

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