Insta Creep: Bella Hadid Had Some Perfectly Pass-Ag Words For A Troll Who Called Her A ‘Fake Bitch’…

In our gossip column, we indulge our nosiest desires and delve deep into what the celebs (and ‘celebs’) are doing on social media. Who’s tweeting and deleting? Who’s shady faving? Let’s find out.

Don’t come for Bella Hadid! She’ll offer you ‘blessings’ in such a manner that’ll make you want to crawl in a hole and die.

Commenting under a photo of Bella and pal Kendall Jenner posted by a fan account, one woman said: “Two fake bitches sitting in a tree… Money can get you a new face but not a nicer personality, which these two girls need.”

Now, we usually wouldn’t recommend getting into the comments, but Bella did – and posted this wonderfully passive-aggressive reply.

I wish you would know either of our personalities. And not only that, I wish you would only grasp a heart of your own. Blessings to you sweetheart. Jealousy is a cry for help that I wish I could help you with.

Is anyone else feeling kind of attacked after reading that, even though she was only talking to that one gal? Oof.

In a delightful update to the Adele Married Alan Carr story, the singer posted a picture of her ceremonial garb from the wedding day.

It seems she took being ordained very seriously, as she should:

Who knew vestments could look so chic?

Not to put salt in the wound, but apparently we should have all known that Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan were breaking up.

How? Because Jenna was posting LOADS of inspirational quotes on Instagram.

“Breathe before it’s gone.”

Oh yeah. That’s heavy stuff. (And there are so many more.)

Eagle-eyed fans have also noticed that either Jenna has done the post-breakup Instagram purge, or she hasn’t posted a picture of Channing for a long time – like not since Halloween 2017. Channing, meanwhile, has her all over his page. And now we must weep.

Hi, have we talked about Justin Bieber’s Easter post?

EASTER IS NOT ABOUT A BUNNY, GUYS. This culty pastor Biebs has gotten involved with has made him very intense, hasn’t he?

And now it’s time for… #WilloughbyWatch

Welcome to Insta Creep’s regular segment #WilloughbyWatch, in which we explore the public’s obsession with what Holly Willoughby wears on This Morning.

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Curveball! Holly hasn’t posted any new outfit pics for five whole days (gasp), meaning the people have had to turn to her stylist Angie Smith for support. Angie doesn’t usually post photos of her own outfits, but hungry Holly obsessives were happy with this one: “Like seeing photos of you. Looking fab xx.”

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