Insta Creep: Kim Isn’t The Only Member Of The Kardashian Clan To Have A Quickie Wedding…

In our gossip column, we indulge our nosiest desires and delve deep into what the celebs (and ‘celebs’) are doing on social media. Who’s tweeting and deleting? Who’s shady faving? Let’s find out.

Kim Kardashian has revealed that she wasn’t the only member of her family to have a quickie wedding.

Kim was famously married Kris Humphries for all of 72 days back in 2011, and while it’s earned her no end of slagging from the public and her own family alike, she wants everyone to know she’s not alone in this experience.

No, her grandma MJ is right there with her:

It lasted just 2.5 months and her family spent all they had on this wedding. She felt so bad but followed her heart. Kinda sounds familiar lol she’s always taught me to follow my heart and do what I want to do no matter what!

‘2.5 months’ is about the same amount of time Kim was married to Kris, which is gas. Hon MJ.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrOTvVSgTew/

A has-been Friends actor tried to be rude about Ariana Grande and got ATE.

Michael Rapaport played one of Phoebe’s boyfriends in a few episodes of the 90s sitcom, and recently tweeted an old picture of Ariana to promote his weird podcast:

Ariana Grande is 27 acts 12, you take off those boots she hides her legs in, the cat eye make up and the genie pony tale and I think there’s hotter women working the counter at Starbucks no disrespect to Starbucks.

New @iamrapaport is Live:https://t.co/Xr6sFd7WP4 pic.twitter.com/wRCCyxYGxa

— MichaelRapaport (@MichaelRapaport) December 19, 2018

Like, what? When did anyone ask for his opinion on Ariana’s looks? She looks cute in that photo too, you old fart.

According to the many stans who replied to this nonsense, this photo was taken when the singer was a teenager, which makes his point doubly moot. Anyway, he’s getting demolished, and he’ll go back to being irrelevant soon. Thank u, next.

Lady Gaga has dyed her hair lavender and it’s gorge, OFC.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BrlJ8htA2UA/?utm_source=ig_embed

Her fiancé Christian Carino posted a very sweet pic of her new do ahead of the singer’s Las Vegas residency, which kicks off next week.

Serious Gaga fans will appreciate the throwback to that “lavender blonde” line in The Fame Monster track So Happy I Could Die. Queen!

And now it’s time for… #TBT

The best celebrity throwback photos of the week.

For the last Insta Creep before Christmas, it’s only right to pay tribute to the Queen of Christmas, Mariah. And she gave us an Elf reference too! All we want for Christmas is YOU.

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