Insta Creep: Paris Hilton Has A Cooking Show On YouTube Now And It Is Absolutely Wild…

What all the celebs are up to on social, from A to Z listers.

In our gossip column, we indulge our nosiest desires and delve deep into what the celebs (and ‘celebs’) are doing on social media. Who’s tweeting and deleting? Who’s shady faving? Let’s find out.

Jesy Nelson and Chris Hughes marked their first anniversary as a couple with some soppy posts.

To think, this time last year we were blessed with those paparazzi photos of them shifting in a kebab shop. How the years fly.

“Been with this little scamp a whole year today!” Jesy gushed. “I can honestly say I’ve never been more in love and happy in all my life! I love you rat bag forever and always.”

Chris also reminisced on the kebab shop days in his tribute:

1 year! This time last year I just finished snogging ya face off in a kebab shop. A memory my heart can’t live without. Role model and all round queen. You got it all girl. Forever.

So fricking cute. Love these two crazy kids.

Paris Hilton has made a YouTube video of her trying to cook a lasagne and it is the purest comedy.

“Wait, I didn’t know Paris Hilton could cook,” you might be saying. Yeah, because she can’t. But she gives it one hell of a try!

“As you all know, well, maybe not all of you know, but people who DO know know that I’m an amazing cook,” she proudly proclaims in the first episode of what appears to be an ongoing series called Cooking With Paris.

She goes on to make her “infamous lasagne” – we’re not sure what’s infamous about it other than her attempts to cook pasta in lukewarm water, heavily salting the meat, and forgetting to chop the onions.

Yep, she’s wearing fingerless gloves throughout, for some reason. In fairness, the end result looks pretty good, but… wow, chaos. This is what happens when you grow up a millionaire.

Noel Fielding feels like “Tom without Jerry” now that Sandi Toksvig is leaving Bake Off, and we simply must weep.

Yesterday, the GBBO presenter announced that she was quitting the show to focus on other projects, leaving one of our favourite telly partnerships in the dust.

“I feel like Tom without Jerry! Mick without Keef!” wrote Noel in a statement.

I’m gonna miss you Sandi and our strange and magical double act. It’s been a joy to hang out and muck about in the tent with you. Thank you for three wonderful years! You will always be my favourite Ewok Viking!

We’re taking this really hard. Hold us and tell us it’s all gonna be OK.

And now it’s time for… #FBF

The best celebrity throwback photos of the week.

Wow. As Lance so succinctly says, the year 2000 DID just throw up all over this post. We’ve got N*Sync of course, but also Drew Barrymore and Sarah McLachlan of “In the aaarrrrms offff the aaaaaangel” fame (and also the singer of saddest song from Toy Story 2). Joey’s hair! Justin’s noodle curls! Sarah’s little half-shrug top thing! This picture is a precious artefact.

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