Trending 21st March 2018 by Valerie Loftus

Insta Creep: Selena Gomez Responds To Pap Photos Of Her Post-Surgery Body…

What all the celebs are up to on social, from A to Z listers.

In our gossip column, we indulge our nosiest desires and delve deep into what the celebs (and ‘celebs’) are doing on social media. Who’s tweeting and deleting? Who’s shady faving? Let’s find out.

Selena Gomez is sick of the ‘beauty myth’, and yep, us too.

The popstar is on her holidays in Australia after breaking up with Justin Bieber (again) and wants everyone to know that she’s more interested in taking care of herself than living up to a standard of beauty:

The beauty myth – an obsession with physical perfection that traps modern women in an endless cycle of hopelessness, self-consciousness, and self-hatred as she tries to fulfil society’s impossible definition of flawless beauty. I chose to take care of myself because I want to, not to prove anything to anyone. Wind in her sails.

The post is believed to be a response to paparazzi shots of her in a bikini that emerged earlier this week, which show the scar on her thigh from her kidney transplant. As all Irish mams would tell you, don’t MIND them Selena.

Lindsay Lohan is now the spokesperson for a thing called Lawyer.com.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgjsnaxhSV2/

From getting a DUI – let’s not pretend like I didn’t get one, or two, or three… or some others.

OK, we appreciate the self-awareness, which cuts through the potential grimness of it all. Good girl Linds! Get the money!

Chrissy Teigen is disappointed that none of her pregnancy weight has gone to her bum. Wouldn’t it be great if that was how it worked?

The model is pregnant with her and husband John Legend’s second child, a little boy – and while pregnancy seems to have only increased her Gas Ticket behaviour, it hasn’t given her the arse she craves. Maybe with the third child, Chrissy? Keep trying!

THE GALS ARE BACK. Reese Witherspoon teased the second season of Big Little Lies yesterday with this pic of her and Laura Dern getting coffee in Monterey:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BghzhldBgIo/

You know, we weren’t sure, but now we’re fully on board.

And now it’s time for… #WilloughbyWatch

Welcome to Insta Creep’s regular segment #WilloughbyWatch, in which we explore the public’s obsession with what Holly Willoughby wears on This Morning.

Holly broke a MAJOR FASHION RULE yesterday by wearing red and pink together, which made her Instagram followers very unhappy. “The colours make me feel nauseous,” said one. “Honestly, I winced at this,” said another. Do you hear that? She WINCED.

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