The 12 Rides Of Xmas: Date Ideas And Sexy Activities For The Festive Season

Or should we say XXXmas…

The weather outside is frightful, but getting the ride is SO delightful. And with that being said, allow us to suggest some dates, activities and positions to make your winter days a LOT hotter…

1. Elf on the Shelf

Or the table, or the dresser… This versatile sex position can be experienced all over the house. Simply sit upon a surface that brings you level with his crotch and hey presto! The elf costume is optional, of course.

2. Sleigh Ride

You don’t need snow to experience a sleigh ride this year. Get your S/O to lie down flat on his back and climb on top of him with your back to his face (reverse cowgirl style). Lean back slightly while he’s inside you, your arms on either side to support your weight, and allow his thrusting pelvis to bounce you up and down. ‘Tis lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you.

3. Sit on Santa’s lap

There’ll be no doubt in Santa’s mind about what list you’re on after this… Start with your partner sitting upright on a chair and sit gently on his knee. Whisper what you’d like him to do to you, then undress and let it happen. For full effect, ride him while he’s still on the chair, or bend over it and let him do you from behind.

4. Reindeer Style

Think doggy, but festive. Position yourself on all fours, towards the edge of the bed. In place of reins, have him hold your hips as he thrusts in and out, and relish in some light spanking as he quickens the pace.

5. Snow angels

Begin by lying down in the snow angel position, on your back with your legs and arms spread out. Ask your partner to lower himself down, with his head at your feet, so that he’s straddling you from above. Then, wrap your legs around his hips so that he can enter you easily. Word of warning: don’t actually do this in the snow.

6. Santa Claus is coming to town

And every other town, so why not treat yourself and bae to a romantic winter break? Book a hotel with a hot tub, so that after a day of strolling through the Christmas markets and embracing the festive street lights and carollers, you can both slip into the hot, bubbling bliss. At that point, you’re both half naked anyway, so scooch into one another and allow sexy time to follow.

7. Ice Skating

There are few other dates out there that practically require physical contact. Think of the amount of times you can grab his hand as you wobble across the rink, and if you slip on your bum, he’ll have to get really close to help you up. This is particularly handy if you’re on a first date and are feeling the ‘how long before I touch him’ pressure. Plus, the clumsier you are (or he is) the more touching you can enjoy. And we all know where that can lead… But be careful not to break anything – a trip to A&E does not a Christmas hook-up make.

8. Baby it’s cold outside

So stay in for a cozy and intimate date night instead. Download the recipes for some festive cocktails, such as a Mistletoe Martini or a frosty Christmas Cosmo, and sample them together while Michael Buble croons in the background. Once the alcohol has flowed, cuddle into one another underneath a blanket on the sofa, and let your hands do the talking.

9. Gift wrap

We’re not talking about the reindeer-printed, shimmery paper kind. We’re talking red lace, white faux-fur and sequins. Don’t just wrap the pressies under the tree this year, instead wrap yourself in lingerie and BE the pressie you and your beau deserve. We’re not suggesting you go full-on Mrs. Claus, but power to you if you do. For a more subtle, sexy look, invest in a lacey red teddy, or even just a Christmassy bra and undies. When you’re feeling confident and sexy, the big O is sure to follow.

10. Jingle Balls

Christmas is a time for giving, so why not treat your man to some very special, ballsy treatment. His danglers are a major erogenous zone and the more you play with them, the more aroused he gets. Use your mouth to make them wet and massage them with your tongue. Or, if playing with his erect member, fondle the nads with your fingertips to really get him going. Remember to be careful. His jingle balls are super sensitive so rough-play is a certain no-go. Most of all, enjoy it. After all, those who give shall always receive…

11. Frosty oral

Pass an ice cube back and forth from your mouth to his until it starts to melt, then holding it between your lips, trail it down his body. Give him head until the cube melts fully, making sexy, slurpy sounds as you go. Then, get a second frozen cube and have him do the same to you. The combination of his hot tongue and the chilly cube will have you trembling in no time.

12. Mistletoe

Just because people kiss underneath the mistletoe doesn’t mean they should stop at that. Pick up a pair of novelty underwear with the shrub printed on front and tell your beau you’ve something to show him. Pull down your jeans slightly so he can see the design, and remind him of the mistletoe rules. It’ll be the easiest lickout you’ve ever gotten.

This article first appeared in the December issue of STELLAR Magazine. Our January issue is on shelves now.

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