The 6 Cheesiest Bits From The Trailer For The Harry And Meghan TV Movie

In what must be record time, US TV channel Lifetime has drummed up a movie about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s relationship.

Harry & Meghan: A Royal Romance will take us from their meeting through friends to the drama surrounding Meghan being a divorced (gasp!) American (gasp!) actress (*faints*).

Scottish actor Murray Fraser plays Harry, while Jamaican-American actress Parisa Fitz-Henley will portray Meghan. A still featuring Wills and Kate was released earlier this year:

The trailer for the film came out today – you can watch it here, but be warned: It contains high amounts of cheese. Here are the six key cringe moments.

Kate Middleton telling Harry that ‘Peter Pan can’t stay in Neverland forever’

It’s time for you to grow up, Harry! ‘Marriage isn’t so bad’, says Kate! You’d hope she thinks that, wouldn’t you? Though we do like them placing her as the Voice of Reason.

Harry goggling at Meghan

Gagged a bit at “You look… lovely”, sorry2say.

Harry and Megs getting up close and personal with a giraffe

Oooh, we have a budget! This is a PRESTIGE PICTURE.

Harry going off on one

She makes me happy so to hell with tradition!

ATE THEM HARRY.

The heart-string pulling song playing throughout

I’ll climb every mountain! And swim every ocean! You are the reeaasssoooonnnnn!

And when Harry says this

I don’t need my life to be this perfect royal picture. I just need you.

Whoomp, there it is. And to think that whole trailer is just 30 seconds long. We have been taken on a journey!

And honestly? The film airs on May 13 in the US, and we’ll be watching the hell out of it as soon as we possibly can. Harry and Megz 4ever.

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