Celeb goss 2nd May 2019 by Valerie Loftus

Insta Creep: Channing Tatum Posted A Very Naked Photo After Losing A Bet To Jessie J…

What all the celebs are up to on social, from A to Z listers.

In our gossip column, we indulge our nosiest desires and delve deep into what the celebs (and ‘celebs’) are doing on social media. Who’s tweeting and deleting? Who’s shady faving? Let’s find out.

Adele has acknowledged the breakup of her marriage in a completely unexpected way. 

Last week, it was announced that the singer had split from her husband Simon Konecki, with whom she has a six-year-old son, Angelo.

A statement from her reps said: “They are committed to raising their son together lovingly. As always they ask for privacy. There will be no further comment.”

She won’t be commenting further, maybe, but she WILL be sharing memes:

Hahaha. She’s got this.

Adele is usually very private person, so it’s surprising that she’d acknowledge it at all, but we will always appreciate a well-used meme.

Channing Tatum shared a pretty much fully naked photo on Instagram at the behest of Jessie J. Well.

The couple were playing what we can only assume was a sexy game of Jenga (the sexiest of all board games), and as the loser, Channing had to post a photo of Jessie’s choosing.

And the photo of her choosing was… this. Probably NSFW, to be fair.

“I lost a game of Jenga to Jessica Cornish,” he captioned the photo, referring to Jessie by her full name.

The loser (me) had to post a picture the other person (Jessica Cornish) picked… Smh and fml… I’m never playing Jenga with her ever again…

“Sharing is caring,” Jessie commented beneath the photo. You just made a lot of people very happy, Jessica Cornish. Please note that she is attributed as the photographer, so she’s gotta be very happy herself.

Channing knows full well it’s a massive thirst trap, later posting on his Instagram Story:

“Us watching the likes go up on my last post.” Cheeky.

Meanwhile, Cardi B is giving everyone a lesson in the female anatomy.

The rapper walked the red carpet at the Billboard Music Awards last night with her husband Offset, wearing a yellow skirt with a slit that went up to her hip.

The slit was so slit-y that people thought the saw a glimpse of Cardi’s between-me-down-there, but she quickly squashed that notion on Instagram.

Standing fully naked in a dressing room, Cardi demonstrated what was actually on show:

https://twitter.com/RapUp/status/1123775788636045312

First of all, that ain’t my pussy. My pussy right here. This is where I birthed my daughter from. This right here, you know the part that shows when I go like this, that’s just my ass.

“You know when you’ve got a fat ass, that shit gets fat right there? This part right here, this is the part that gives the dick comfort,” she continued. Enlightening, TBH.

The best part of the video, however, is when Offset walks into frame then immediately walks out again when he realises she’s mid-flow.

He couldn’t let her have her moment when she won a Grammy, but when she’s ranting to Instagram? No problem. Oh yeah, we’re still salty about that.

Stacey Dooley has thanked her female friends for being ‘magic’ in the aftermath of her romantic drama. 

The Strictly winner has been dogged by rumours that she broke up with her boyfriend to date her dance partner Kevin Clifton, which were only heightened when said boyfriend sold a story to The Sun about the supposed relationship.

“Anyone with any adult life experience knows there are two sides to every story,” Stacey tweeted about the interview, before escaping to Portugal with some pals.

“My girls have been magic,” she wrote. “I love you all.”

The rumoured relationship between Stacey and Kevin has not been officially confirmed, nor has it been denied. Oh that Strictly curse…

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