‘It’s Like A Hurricane Hit’: Kim K Just Got Pretty Graphic About Her Post-Birth Lady Parts

She even used the 'throwing a sausage down a hallway' analogy.


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If you’re wondering what changes to expect to your body after giving birth (or just want to compare experiences), throw away all those pregnancy books and switch on KUWTK instead.

But beware, because things get graphic… VERY fast.

With Kim and Kourtney both having welcomed new babies relatively recently (Kim gave birth to her second child in December 2015, and Kourtney welcomed her third in December 2014), it’s no surprise that life post-birth is a hot topic of conversation.

And in Kim’s case, it’s all pretty NSFW.

In the newest episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, the famous mama spoke at length to Kourtney’s kinda-sorta ex Scott Disick about how her own body has changed since welcoming North and Saint, and why she’s not too keen to have a third baby.

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“I was like, ‘I don’t think I can carry another one,'” she said, recalling a recent conversation with a very broody Kanye. “I just think, ‘Ugh, I’ll never be the same down there.'”

As for Kanye, Kim said he had assured her that things *down there* still felt “the same,” something which Scott was quick to question.

“100 percent, things change,” he told Kim. “It’s the fact that like something that big has come in and out of there. Things are just different internally. There’s just like bumps and curves, you know what I’m saying? It’s just not the same.”

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Unfazed by Scott’s level of detail, Kim then asked him if sex post-birth was “like throwing a hot dog down a hallway,” which apparently, yes, it was.

In Scott’s words: “The front door is still the same, but inside the couches have been spread apart and mixed and matched like a hurricane hit.”

Or in Kim’s: “It’s like the same house but the furniture is rearranged.”

Right. Well that clears that up then.

In other (non-sex related) news, Kim’s been throwing some serious shade at those who say she has made it big with no discernible talent. Her ammo? This Forbes cover, celebrating the fact that she made $45m (€40m) in one year from her Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app

Just look at that hashtag:



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