Justin Bieber Has Challenged Tom Cruise To A UFC Fight, For Reasons Unknown

What is going on, please.

In a truly bizarre turn of events, Justin Bieber has demanded that Tom Cruise face him in a UFC cage fight.

“What?” we hear you say. “Why does Bieber have it out for Tom Cruise?” And well, we unfortunately can’t tell you that.

All we know is that he wants to fight Tom Cruise, and thinks the Mission Impossible actor will “never live it down” if he declines.

Justin doesn’t appear to have ever met Tom before, nor have they come to blows via the press… he just seems to think he can take him? What did Tom Cruise ever do to you, JB?

The singer has found an ally in Conor McGregor, who has pledged to host the bout if Tom chooses to accept the challenge.

“Does Cruise have the sprouts to fight, like he does in the movies? Stay tuned to find out,” tweeted McGregor, before offering to fight Mark Wahlberg on the same card.

The rest of Twitter is more confused than excited:

Neither Cruise nor Wahlberg has taken the bait, or even acknowledged their respective challenges – so far. We expect to see the pay-per-view announcement any day now…


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