Justin Bieber Has Challenged Tom Cruise To A UFC Fight, For Reasons Unknown

In a truly bizarre turn of events, Justin Bieber has demanded that Tom Cruise face him in a UFC cage fight.

“What?” we hear you say. “Why does Bieber have it out for Tom Cruise?” And well, we unfortunately can’t tell you that.

All we know is that he wants to fight Tom Cruise, and thinks the Mission Impossible actor will “never live it down” if he declines.

I wanna challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon. Tom if you dont take this fight your scared and you will never live it down. Who is willing to put on the fight? @danawhite ?

— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) June 10, 2019

Justin doesn’t appear to have ever met Tom before, nor have they come to blows via the press… he just seems to think he can take him? What did Tom Cruise ever do to you, JB?

The singer has found an ally in Conor McGregor, who has pledged to host the bout if Tom chooses to accept the challenge.

If Tom Cruise is man enough to accept this challenge,
McGregor Sports and Entertainment will host the bout.
Does Cruise have the sprouts to fight, like he does in the movies?
Stay tuned to find out! https://t.co/TxsH9KUyFg

— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) June 10, 2019

“Does Cruise have the sprouts to fight, like he does in the movies? Stay tuned to find out,” tweeted McGregor, before offering to fight Mark Wahlberg on the same card.

I challenge Mark Walhberg on the very same card.
Back when mark wahlberg was marky mark, I’d’ve still slapped the ears off him and took my ufc shares back.#Shares #Streams #Dazn #Espn
McGregor Sports and Entertainment

— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) June 10, 2019

The rest of Twitter is more confused than excited:

nobody:

absolutely nobody in the world:

certainly no 25-year-old singers to 56-year-old actors who never really seemed to claim to do this in real life, just pretends in movies, nice and fun for us and for him too:

Justin Bieber to Tom Cruise: ᶠᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵐᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒʷᵃʳᵈ

— Jeremy Woodcock (@jwPencilAndPad) June 10, 2019

At some point tonight Tom Cruise’s agent will have to call Tom Cruise and tell him that Justin Bieber has challenged him to a fight, this is an actual conversation that will happen https://t.co/D4H9tG27cP

— David Allen (@David_Allen55) June 10, 2019

Neither Cruise nor Wahlberg has taken the bait, or even acknowledged their respective challenges – so far. We expect to see the pay-per-view announcement any day now…

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