Twitter Says It’s #NationalBoyfriendDay But Basically No-One Is On Board
'My boyfriend is named SINGLE and I love him SO much.'
Pick any date off the calendar at random and there’s likely some kind of inane made-up day the world says you should be celebrating.
There’s July 26th, International Bagel Day Day. Or how about March 9th, when the US celebrates National Crabmeat Day?
One of the most ridiculous out there has to be today, October 3, which is apparently National Boyfriend Day. Er, what? Don’t we have to suffer enough on Valentine’s?
A quick flick through Twitter shows that the hashtag has been trending globally all day. Yes, there are a few *sincere* tweets celebrating boyfriends:
— aøife (@aoife182_) October 3, 2016
But the majority of the responses have been a little more, shall we say… cutting.
There’s this perfect response:
— Jenn Gannon (@jennpops) October 3, 2016
This woman, who knows the form true love REALLY takes:
— sabreena (@tkinspired) October 3, 2016
There’s this guy, who is all “I DON’T KNOW WHAT A TRACKER MORTGAGE IS.”
— Conor Behan (@platinumjones) October 3, 2016
This lady, saying what we’re all thinking…
The #NationalBoyfriendDay tag is only for pictures of vibrators and alcohol, thanks
— Ellen Scott (@EllenCScott) October 3, 2016
And this girl, telling a romantic tale we know all too well.
happy #nationalboyfriendday to my man who aint really my man but technically hes my man so hes my man but really hes not but he is
— lil satan (@Iildevil) October 3, 2016
Happy National Boyfriend Day, y’all.
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