Wrapping Things Up, Part One – A Recap On KUWTK’s Final Season – Episode 8

This week’s episode of KUWTK’s final season is back to the format we know so well – an A, B and C storyline system interwoven throughout the show. A bit weird after the actual reality of the previous episode, but sure, we’ll roll with it!

Plot A – the family want to find out who exactly is behind the Nori’s Black Book social media accounts. If you don’t follow the account, you should – it’s hilar. The sisters say it’s so spot on to North’s actual personality, it must be somebody close to them. Khloe doesn’t know how anyone else could guess just how wagon-y North truly is. After asking a few friends if it’s actually them, they enlist an assistant to help lure in the real tweeter with the promise of KKW Beauty press boxes. LOL!

 

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Plot B – Khloe’s surrogacy journey continues. I have mixed feelings about this whole thing – on the one hand, they’re so incredibly privileged and I’m not sure they realise that not everybody can just have a genetic baby if they want to, so that irks me right off the bat. However, choosing surrogacy and putting your trust in essentially a stranger’s hands must be absolutely terrifying, and with Khloe’s very real health issue, it does seem to be their most viable option.

I’m also irritated by Tristan in general. He comes across as a bit of an eejit. And he seems so nice to Khloe in every scene, but then we hear about his side chicks and I’m like WTF, Tristan?! We of course don’t know if the most recent girl that’s come forward to say she was with him THIS YEAR is telling the truth, but Khloe contacting her on insta has definitely added fuel to speculation that she ain’t lying. If he’s planning another child with Khloe and still seeing other gals, betraying her for a THIRD TIME publicly, then I do not know what to think. There are other fish in the sea, Khlo! It’s okay if your babies have different dads!

 

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Plot C – Scott is still worried that when filming is over, he’ll never see the family. He starts inserting himself into the sisters’ activities – early workouts with Khloe and studying with Kim – so that he’ll still have an excuse to see them. Poor Scott. He really has no other family, does NOT deal well with change and it’s totally understandable that he’s trying to make plans for The After. After all, KUWTK is all he’s known for 14 years.

Back to Khloe’s surrogacy. She’s extra freaked out after chatting to a counsellor about the whole thing, as she didn’t realise that a prospective surrogate still has bodily autonomy, even after fertilisation. As a self-confessed control freak, this throws her for a loop. She says Kim made it all look so easy because she’s so chill (frighteningly chill, if you ask me) but it’s far more complicated and scary than she thought it’d be.

 

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Some levity; the sisters have managed to lure in the gal behind Nori’s Black Book and are meeting her at a secret location. They’re totally expecting to roll up and see somebody they know, so Kim and Khloe are shocked when they meet Natalie, a total stranger. I don’t know how Natalie’s head isn’t exploding! I’m so jeal of her! But she keeps her cool and they have great chats.

One of my favourite things about the Kardashians is how willing they are to laugh at themselves. They can absolutely take a joke, which is a really endearing quality to me. Natalie says that “Miss Jonathan” (LMFAO!) blocked her really early on, but everyone else in the circle has been so sound about her slagging the absolute shite out of them. They then FaceTime North, who couldn’t care less. “North hates all of us, so you got that totally right,” Khloe tells her. Amazing. If they don’t hire this girl as a writer immediately, they are seriously missing a trick.

 

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The women all go over to Scott’s to do one of his favourite activities, which is…. sailing remote control boats around his pool?! Okay, sure. They tell him they’ll always be there for him, that change can be positive, and hell, they all literally live in the same tiny gated community! Be grand! If I was him, I’d still be over at Kris’ every day nicking drinks from her epic soda fridges.

And lastly, Khloe has decided to take her time with the whole surrogacy thing, that they’re in no rush. Tristan nods along, probably wondering whose DMs he can slide in to next. They’re so worried about True being an only child, but chill, you guys! She has a half-brother from Tristan’s ex, a zillion cousins, AND, being an only child is absolutely grand – take it from moi. Especially when you’re a millionaire, I would imagine. She can pay people to be part of her entourage!!

Next week, it seems Kim and Kourtney’s simmering tensions rears its head once more… but when are we going to get to the divorce, FFS?!

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