Insta Creep: Cindy Crawford’s Son Got ‘Misunderstood’ Tattooed Right There On His Face…

In our gossip column, we indulge our nosiest desires and delve deep into what the celebs (and ‘celebs’) are doing on social media. Who’s tweeting and deleting? Who’s shady faving? Let’s find out.

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Cindy Crawford’s son had the word ‘misunderstood’ tattooed on his cheek, and the phrase ‘more money than sense’ continues to be relevant.

Over the weekend, Presley Gerber visited tattooist to the stars Jon Boy and had his life motto placed permanently below his right eye, for some reason:

Presley defended his choice in an Instagram Live, saying he wasn’t concerned about the inking ruining his modelling career.

“If I thought this was going to ruin my face or I didn’t want this, I wouldn’t have done it. I think that’s a pretty obvious thing,” he said, and that’s understandable enough.

It says misunderstood, because that’s how I felt my entire life… Look at these fucking haters out here. Fuck you if you don’t like it.

Okeydokey. Today, we’re actually grateful we weren’t born rich so we don’t have to invent problems for ourselves. What a relief, honestly.

Charlize Theron shared an excellent, star-crammed selfie from the Oscars.

Who’ve we got? Well, Charlize and her mother Gerda, Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson, Salma Hayek, Regina King, Ramie Malek… and a few people looking into the camera confusedly in the background (please zoom on all their faces, it’s a treat).

Rita Wilson, by the way, was your typical mam at the ceremony, snapping blurry photos of everything and nothing in particular:

Poor Tom was not ready for any of those photos, which is a shame because the world greatly needs a good picture of Tom Hanks and Keanu Reeves. Maybe next time.

Jameela Jamil has brushed off a viral conspiracy theory claiming that she lies about being sick. It never stops.

The TV personality has often spoken of her congenital hearing loss and Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, as well as the time she was struck by a car at 17, leaving her with broken bones and a damaged spine.

However, one Instagram user mapped out a timeline of Jameela’s injuries and illnesses, claiming that some stories didn’t add up.

https://twitter.com/jameelajamil/status/1227484661795954688

In response, Jameela tweeted that the person doing the ‘research’ didn’t realise that she was speaking about two different car accidents: “First I’m lying about my sexuality, now I’m being accused of Munchausen’s?”

Man, if as many people spent their time and energy helping others/fighting injustice as they do dragging and slandering people on the internet the world would be in such good shape… Not afraid of you and your dumb internet conspiracy theories.

There really is never a dull moment on God’s internet, is there.

And finally, Khloe Kardashian has accused Kourtney of ‘ruining’ her night at the Oscars afterparties. Gasp!

Yesterday, Khloe tweeted vaguely about her grievances with her older sister, also tagging baby sis Kylie:

Ugh why did @KylieJenner and I allow @kourtneykardash to ruin our night last night ? Ugh

— Khloé (@khloekardashian) February 11, 2020

Oh @kourtneykardash !!!!!!

— Khloé (@khloekardashian) February 11, 2020

She has not explained why Kourtney’s presence spoiled the fun, but we’re sure it’ll come up in an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians (on which Kourtney has become something of a villain). We’ve stopped trying to understand.

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